She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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