Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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