Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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