This house was built for laser tag.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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