Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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