Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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