i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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