She's JV to your varsity
its not stalking. its research.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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