The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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