Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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