I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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