I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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