new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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