omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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