Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Randomize
