There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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