"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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