I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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