we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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