girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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