Dual....:-)
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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