I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Blood and glitter go together right?
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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