you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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