Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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