is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Dear god my vagina.
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