Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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