love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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