She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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