I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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