Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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