when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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