I accidentally had phone sex last night
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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