I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
