If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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