I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
