Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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