we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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