I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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