Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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