I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
