so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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