Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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