The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I have fence marks all over my body
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
