jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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