You can't special order awesome
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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