You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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