So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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