Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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