What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I touched a dick in church today
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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