I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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