I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
