On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
