She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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